Why Thailand:
Want the Kind of Vacation that will
Plant a Huge Smile on Your Face?

Of course you do! (Everyone does...)

If you weren't able to say, "Best thing I ever did!" about your last holiday, make sure you can say it about your next one

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For Lusty, Sweaty,
Eager-To-Please Girlfriend Sex...

Give Thai girls what they fundamentally want and need,
and you will have a tremendous time in Thailand

To any guys considering a visit to this wonderful country: Stop procrastinating and just do it. Thailand is a life changing experience.

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Take a Real Vacation Where You...

  • Meet irrepressibly fun enthusiastic girls

  • Have the street smarts to get the girl you want
    (not just settle for the one you end up with)

  • Create great chemistry with the ladies

  • Pay only what is fair and not get taken for a ride

  • Avoid embarrassing blunders.
    Know what to expect and what is expected of you

  • Basically, have an adventure right out of a movie

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Why Thailand?
A Guide for an Outrageous Vacation

Why Thailand is a 155-page eBook with a mission to transform desires into the kind of trip that will forever bring a smile to your lips.

  • Unadulterated Hedonism
  • Holiday Romance/Girlfriend Experience (GFE)
  • Return Home with Tales to Tell
This website and guide are all about making your holiday a whole lot more than merely "enjoyable"...

Unadulterated Hedonism

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Threesomes: Every man's favorite fantasy

At last! It's finally happening! You can't stop grinning in anticipation as you strut back to your hotel with a babe hanging onto each arm...

But something odd happens once back in your room. While doing one girl, the other hides in the bathroom. Then they switch. Not quite what you had in mind.

Or maybe the girls get into a long conversation chatting away in Thai, almost forgetting about you. You begin to sense the erotically charged atmosphere slowly slipping away...

There's a right way to go about threesomes - and a wrong way. To your dismay, you've discovered how to do the latter.

It's not enough to simply get two girls and hope things will work out.

The right way: Make the threesome you're hoping for become the threesome you actually get by choosing your playmates with care as described in the Why Thailand eBook.

If you're not exactly sure how a threesome fantasy actually works, don't worry. The right girls will delight in giving you a rather memorable lesson in fantasy fulfillment.

Just one example of why you want to know what you're doing when in Thailand.

Unadulterated Hedonism II

Lathering one another up in the shower is good clean fun, super sensual, and a great prelude to the main event. But it requires finesse, as the girls are often hesitant to join you if you haven't established trust - the Thai way.

Build that trust and your girl will enthusiastically jump in helping wash you squeaky clean. And a proper gentleman always returns favors.
(Details available in Why Thailand)

Unadulterated Hedonism III

Soapy "body-body" massages are something every man should experience at least once before he dies (or gets married). It's pretty much like what you see here:

Unadulterated Hedonism IV (Is there no end?)

There's more hedonism. All the above is only scratching the surface of the amazing array of delights available to you.

Remember the Greek mythological tale of Jason and the Argonauts? Where Sirens sang melodies so beautiful that sailors passing their rocky island were lured to shipwreck and death?

Thailand can be like that.

Try and see if you can pass through the gauntlet without being literally manhandled (Womanhandled?) and propelled up onto a barstool with a bevy of babes vying for your attention.

It's an odd transformation going from beggar to chooser.

But who to choose?

Don't just immediately pick the most attractive girl as she may be afflicted with Pretty Girl Syndrome.

No, take your time talking and interacting with the girls. Give them their opportunity to shine.

It's the wise man who chooses the girl with the enticing promise of a mischievous smile - the one who makes it worth the journey up onto that barstool. She's the one who can give you a night to cherish.

Why Thailand shows how to encourage that girl - Thai style

Girlfriend Experience

Holiday Romance /
Girlfriend Experience (GFE)

"Where Western women expect and demand,
Thai women appreciate and reciprocate."

- Roger M., Canada

Talk to guys who have tasted Thailand's fabled nightlife. They'll nearly always talk about having had a memorable affair with a Thai girl.

And not simply in the manner of a Boys' Night Out revelry.

No, they'll pause, smile slowly, and reminisce with a deep and genuine affection.

We're talking about a better GFE than with some of your girlfriends back home.

Is this true 100% of the time? No, but it's true often enough
- and it's more likely to happen for you if you know what you're doing.
(Hint: Follow the Guide...)

It's just like going on vacation with your girlfriend. Hang out by the pool, party at discos, and take in the local sights. You'll go from zero to sixty within a week in a whirlwind romance.

Is it any wonder that Thai girls are the downfall of many a man?

Think of Thailand as an accelerated relationship course. Within a short time you can find yourself going from a night of fast sex to having a full blown girlfriend.

It's not unusual to connect with a girl as you have never connected before, and that you may very well be having the time of your life.

But if you start getting 'involved', if you find yourself vulnerable to the intoxicating Thai women (you veterans to the scene know what this is all about), there are some things you better know which you can find out from either the School of Hard Knocks or from this eBook.

The tuition at the School of Hard Knocks can be rather high. The Guide is a whole lot cheaper.

Tuition Fees at the School of Hard Knocks:

When I first read the Guide, I was surprised that you devoted so many pages to The Girls chapter - particularly about getting emotionally involved with them. I wondered, "Why in the world would I do that?" I certainly don't do that with escorts here in the US.

Well, after I got back home from Thailand, I read that chapter again very carefully. Needless to say, you are absolutely right.

The girls are so easy to fall in love with. Instant respect and affection. Yes, we pay them, but you know, you start to live the fantasy and wow! I am hooked.

I keep thinking about when I can go back and see my girl who I spent 5 days together with in Pattaya. I've been emailing, sms'ing, and calling her since I've left. And I've already sent her two gifts, one last week, and one this week. God, I think I need help.

- "Blinded By The Light", New York, USA

Or as John R. says:

How do you prepare yourself for being with such a beautiful, warm, happy, sexy girl for a week of romance and just plain fun without falling in love?

I'm talking to this wonderful girl, watching myself committing to paying for her schooling and a plane ticket back to where I live.

I remember what you said about the 'Girlfriend Experience', yet I couldn't stop myself. You warned me. You hit the nail on the head.

One of the hardest things to do is to keep your feet grounded in reality while your head is in the clouds. The Guide tries its best, but there are limits as to what is humanly possible...

Return Home With Tales To Tell

This is what distinguishes Thailand from other destinations. You will be taken into the girls’ lives - for better or worse.

One of the best things about Thailand
is that no matter what bad things happen
There is always something twice as good to tip the scale in your favor

You’re about to get intimate and the girl’s cell phone rings. It’s her foreign boyfriend. They’re talking in English and she admits she hasn’t stopped working in her bar and that she still "go with man."

He dumps her. Right then and there. The call abruptly ends and she’s in tears. The mood is broken and you're thinking, "Wonderful. No nookie tonight." You feel bad for her though and console her as best you can...

You end up having make-up sex (always the best) and you weren’t even the bad guy this time. "No," she says, "you good man."

You got rewarded because you gave her consideration - you gave her Face.

The above is not all that unusual. Of course, the path any one soap opera traces is unpredictable, so hang on and get ready for a roller coaster ride.

Understanding Thai culture is invaluable. Why Thailand explores where the girls are coming from.
Gain insights into Thai behavior that will really get the girls' attention

Face (What Thai Girls Fundamentally Want)

This all-important concept that permeates every aspect of Asian life also permeates our little honeys as well.

Face is subtle. It's very easy to misinterpret what's occurring. But once you get a feel for it, you'll be able to interact quite naturally with the girls while gaining respect – and the benefits that go along with that respect.

You want a harem?
You must understand the role of Face.

You want a GFE?
Face can make or break it.

And not having a clue to Face
can lead to awkward situations such as when you're...


Learn how to avoid being 'claimed' by only a single girl in a bar.

Let's say you return to the bar from where you had previously taken a girl. You get to talking with the girl and her friend. After a while, you notice that the friend is both fun and looking pretty good.

Girl #1 soon sizes up the situation and starts giving you 'special' attention.

If you're thinking, "Wow, she really likes me!", you're misreading what's happening. She is really saying, in effect, "You're mine. Don't make me lose face by showing others that I'm not worthy of a second night with you."

Her friend is still looking pretty good.

Congratulations. You have been 'claimed'. What do you do?

A Bargirl Scorned Is A Bargirl You Don't Want To Be Around
Is there a way to avoid drama and still get the girl you want? (There is)

If you know what you're doing...
You can have a virtual harem, choosing a different girl each night from among them.

If you know what you're doing...
The girls will laugh and tease instead of going silent and sulking.

If you know what you're doing...
You can steer the conversation so that you end up graciously accepting their invitations to threesomes. Not wanting anyone to lose face, be a proper gentleman and take them both. (Oh, the sacrifices we must make!)

Thailand works a little differently from what you're use to at home...

So How Exactly Do I Hook Up With Thai Girls?

That step is actually very easy, and searching for your evening companion is a big part of Thai nightlife's appeal. There's an element of random adventure when going to bars and gogos, taking your time looking, flirting, and playing around.

There's a casual, sensual ease (with more than a hint of sexuality). Unlike back home, the chance of getting 'lucky' is pretty much guaranteed. However, the chance of it also being 'fabulous' is not.
That's where the Why Thailand eBook comes in

But Can’t I Just Relax?

Beer Bars

Sure you can. It is your holiday after all.

How about shooting pool at an open-air bar while a sweet young thing fusses over you making sure your glass is always full, and placing cool moist towels on your hot neck and fevered brow?

Go to a zoo and take pictures of your girl teasing some rather sizable crocodiles with a chicken carcass on the end of a fishing line. Watch her jump and scream when the crocodiles leap out of the water to get the food.

(Note: Be sure to remind her not to lean too hard on the railing as even crocs like the occasional change of diet.)

What else is there?

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Karaokes - Eat, drink, sing. Great fun. The bigger the group, the merrier it is. The girls will go crazy over you if you can sing well. Start practicing.

Discos - Feature talented singers and choreographed dancers. In between acts, you dance.

Gogo bars - Girls dance in skimpy outfits (or less). See one that strikes your fancy? Just catch her eye and let nature take its course.


Okay, all this sounds wonderful, but how much is it going to cost? Not much. Certainly far, far less than going to Las Vegas - or virtually any other holiday spot in the Western world.

And just what do you get for your money?

Well, for a lot less than what you would pay for a single hour of fun in the West - which, often as not, amounts to little more than going to McDonalds for an unremarkable and unmemorable meal - will buy a veritable feast in Thailand.

Let's put it this way:
In the West, the girls want you to just hurry up and finish.

In Thailand, it's more like the girls want to stay with you for as long as possible
(You may not be quite so enamored, but that's a different matter...)

For something like US$125-200 (€114-180, A$164-263) total, you can easily have a great night out on the town. Dance, drink, share dinner and bed with a honey for the entire night (and onto the following morning if you're up for it).

And we're not talking about doing this cheaply or with "less than ideal" company either.

You can also spend considerably less if you prefer to skip the romance and "only" want a couple hours for about US$30.

Stop wasting your hard earned money on local hometown
talent (such as it is) and get your butt over to Thailand

Why This Book?

There's nothing like getting an enthusiastic "YES!" from the object of your desire to make you feel ten feet tall.

While Thailand certainly offers an abundance of "YES!" girls, you'll still see lots of guys sitting by themselves staring forlornly into their beer - no doubt wondering why they even came to this exotic land.

You'll also see other guys sitting with their girl engaged in animated conversation.

Which group do you want to be in?

Why Thailand is exactly what it claims to be: a guide

Follow it...
and your interactions with the girls will be easy and natural

Follow it...
and you will be successful - and not just in getting laid, but in having fun
(something you'll come to realize the girls also enjoy)

Follow it...
and you might even uncover your long neglected extrovert self

Bottom Line:
The better you understand the girls, the better your trip will be

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for life.

Why Thailand?
A Guide for an Outrageous Vacation

will keep a man well fed for life

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If you decide in the following 90 days that the Guide is not for you,
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"It's too much bother"
Why go on a major holiday, at great expense, yet not be savvy enough to take full advantage of it? It would be a shame to miss some of the unique delights to be had in Thailand.

"It's too expensive"
You're going to spend literally thousands of dollars on your vacation. And for less than $30, you're complaining about the eBook's cost?

As one reader says: "It saved me so much money from having to pay extra for things that I did not need to pay for."

This is not the kind of material you can get at your local bookstore. 

"But you're making money from this book!"
Honest to God, someone actually said this. I should hope I'm making something.  Of course, I'm conveniently ignoring the many trips, each costing thousands of dollars. So it's hard to say if I've broken even yet.

And then there's the small matter of all the time and effort of writing the book and website...

"What if I don't like the book?"
The book is sold with a no hassle money-back guarantee.

This guide shows how to have an unforgettable trip in Bangkok and Pattaya that will impress not only your friends but you as well. You really will have something to write home about. You will have vivid and, if your trip is especially good, surreal tales to regale both friends and strangers with.

You can actually have a good time in Thailand without this guide. It's just that you will have a much more memorable holiday with it. This is not the time to hold back.

Turning an 'okay' trip into something that will forever bring a smile to your lips requires the type of knowledge this guide provides. Unless you already know the Thai scene like the back of your hand, you would do well to get it.

What The Guide Can Do For You

  • Turn average chemistry into great chemistry with the girls
    Know how to push the girls' hot buttons

  • Stop being seen as a walking ATM
    Okay, we're all seen as walking ATMs but you won't be seen as much of one

  • Hit the ground running
    Don't waste precious vacation time

  • Don't be the newbie who stands out like plaid pants at a black tie affair!
    From Wayne B., California, USA:
    Many of the bar girls I met in Pattaya refused to believe I was a first timer. They said I knew too much! LOL! Thanks again for pointing out the path.

  • Avoid falling in love
    On second thought, this one probably can't be avoided. But at least you'll know how the game is played as you watch yourself so willingly get sucked in

Your book was dead on in every area. The attitudes of the girls were just as you described and the methods you proposed worked like a charm. Thanks for the hard work you must have put in to gather all the information required to publish what appears to be the definitive guide to fun in Thailand.

- Bill S., Texas, USA

It All Comes Down To A Simple Choice:
Stay home and look at pictures,
Go to Thailand and star in your own movie

Whether it's twosomes, threesomes, personal relationships, outlandish stories, or just kicking back having a good time, it's so much better making your own pictures.

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This is a different kind of men's travel guide. Find out where to go, what to do, what things to avoid, what to bring, and what to expect. You'll hit the ground running. But that's only the beginning.

At its heart, the book is really about...

  • Discovering how things operate

  • Becoming street smart (It's a long way from Kansas)

  • Getting insight into the mindset and fascinating psychology of Thai girls

The Guide Covers Pretty Much the Entire Gamut


        Be Aware of What You Say
        A Good Travel Resource
        Recommended Trip Length
        What to Pack
        Jet Lag
        Where to Lay Your Weary Head
        Bangkok, in Brief
        Gogos Not to be Missed and Otherwise
        Pattaya, in Brief
        Getting To Pattaya, Where To Stay, and Orientation
        Meeting Other Like-Minded Souls
        Taking Girls from Near Your Hotel
        Keep Some Bars Pristine
        Dress, Appearance, and Personal Hygiene
        Protect Those Ears
        Falling in Love with a Photo
        Intimacy: Western and Thai Style Kissing, Blowjobs, and Backdoor Action
        The Mantra of Travel
        The Other STDs
        Oral Sex
        Conjuntivitis (Pink Eye)
        Suggested Vaccinations



        The Cynical View
        The Optimistic View
        Sending Money
        Bringing Her Home
        Living in Thailand Permanently
        Issues & Complexities (No one ever said this was simple)
    WHY DO IT?

        Thai Escort Agencies
        Guided Adult Travel Tours
        Farm Fresh Girls
        What Do I Tell the Wife?
        What Do I Tell Friends and Family?
        Tolerance Towards You
        Tolerance Towards Others
        Tolerance and Racial Issues
        East vs. West
        The Thai View
        Where To Stay
        Can You Afford It?
        The Expat Life Style - Retired
        The Expat Life Style - Working
        I Know! I'll Buy a Bar!
        Celebrity Felon
        Malaysia? No Thank You
        Why You Just Have to Sometimes Sigh
        Alcohol, Work, and Age Restrictions
        Double Pricing
        Please, Japanese Only
        More Than Enough to Go Around


(Don't Worry, It's Only Kinky the First Time)


APPENDIX C: SPEAKING THAIGLISH - Rocket Your Communication Skills to the Next Level




The newbie is obvious as he's walking around with a big grin plastered on his face, a spring in his step, and generally acting like a kid in a candy store.

But there's a bunch of hungry lions eyeing the kid.

It's almost like handing over your wallet - along with your heart - and inviting the girls to take whatever they want. Don't think this is nonsense.

You'll end up spending way more money than you need to unless you know "the rules"

The experienced adventurer who has already been to Thailand often returns home wondering what happened to him.

That demure Thai girl, armed only with a beguiling smile, attentiveness, and words of love spoken in broken English - just how did she manage to seduce him into giving so much of his money and trust?

Or maybe his girl has honestly told him of her three paying boyfriends and has even explained the significance of the picture of the guy prominently displayed next to her bed. Yet he still feels like he's cheating on his girl when going with other girls and worries that his honey is going to find out. He's on holiday.

This girl really has him under her thumb.

This is a guy who needs this guide. He'll find nuggets of insight that will save him from embarrassing himself.

No one likes to think of himself as naive, but that's what we all are until we become experienced (and in the case of Thailand that can take a long time). Girls and money. Money and girls. You'll often hear these words spoken almost as one whenever the subject of Thailand comes up.

The girl's motivation works differently there. Yes, it's about money, but it's also about face, emotion, and illusion which all merge together in a compelling but confusing mix.

Be prepared to deal with the pitfalls that, at one time or another, seem to happen to us all.

They're going to eat me alive, aren't they?
Follow the Guide and you'll be saying, "I eat too."

Have the Outrageous Vacation that
Forever Brings a Smile to Your Lips


While I've tried to be pretty comprehensive, I'm aware that there are always additional questions and details such as trip length or budget. I'm available by email or phone so don't be shy.

This bonus is as valuable as you choose to make it. "Up to you", as Thai girls say.

To get the Guide for $29.95

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If you aren't impressed by this guide AND by Thailand (at least enough to start scheming just how soon you can return - while still on the flight back home), I'll buy the guide back from you.

If you aren't happy, I'm not happy. So if you aren't satisfied with this guide FOR ANY REASON, simply request a refund.

That's right, I want you to go to Thailand, have the vacation of a lifetime, and see whether or not what this guide has to say is real and actually works. Can't get simpler (or much better) than that.

Now, can I also guarantee you won't make any mistakes?

ABSOLUTELY NOT (there are limits as to what is humanly possible). You'll make mistakes - we all do.

But the guide will (hopefully) steer you away from major mishaps and towards making the right moves to help ensure your Thailand vacation lives up to its full outrageous adventure potential.

I've just read the "Newbie Orientation" chapter of your E-book. It is very well done. This is the best written and most concise version of the scene over there I have yet seen.

- T.H., Sydney, Australia

... and Newbie Orientation is just the beginning

Featuring 155 packed pages of no-nonsense knowledge you can immediately put to use upon arrival in Thailand.

So far I've made 18 trips to Thailand. 17 of those before I got the book. It would have been a great help on my first 17 trips. When using your suggestions, the girls positively lit up whenever I dropped by their bars.

- Mark Y., Honolulu, Hawaii

I have read the book twice and I'm going to bring it with me to Thailand (I'm going next week by the way!) Your book has all the ingredients for a best seller! The descriptions, advice, recommendations, references to websites and forums, etc., make it an excellent guide for a newbie like me.

- Harimurali S., Singapore

Why an eBook?

The Guide is only available in eBook format.
Both formats - eBook and hard copy - have their advantages.

  • Links are used throughout the Guide, which your browser can use to display the webpage being pointed to. This is a great feature.

  • The text is searchable (Ex: "Now what did it say about keeping your harem happy?")

  • eBooks can be sent by email (important if you're leaving for Thailand tomorrow...)

  • eBooks can be easily kept up to date so you'll get the latest information
Hard copy

Hard copy is easier to read. Plus, you can make notes on the pages. No problem. The Guide can be printed. (Why? Well, to take with you, and to give you something appropriate to read during your flight to Thailand.) It prints out beautifully.

I thought it was extremely well written and gave very good practical advice for just visiting as well as the whole sex trade. I know some Thai girls personally and your understanding of their nature, importance of family, and Buddhism are spot on.

- Neo, Sydney, Australia

Okay, the Why Thailand Guide is about Thai
nightlife but I've never been to Thailand

Where exactly do I go? What can I expect?

While emphasizing adult matters, the book also covers basic travel and general orientation. It offers advice ranging from the practical (bring earplugs for the discos) to the even more practical (how much to pay, when to pay, and the pros and cons of falling in love - don't laugh, it'll happen).

The book skips the fluff though and gets to the good stuff pretty directly. Initially, some specific hotels and entertainment venues are recommended since you'll be arriving in a strange city, but from there on out, your horizons will be quickly and greatly broadened.

I think your book is the most accurate one on Thailand that I've read. I've been there once and it certainly is addictive. I'd like to retire there someday. Bangkok at night is unreal! Pattaya too! I rarely even look at American women anymore.

- Mike M., California, USA

Bangkok and Pattaya

Why Thailand focuses on the two major fun areas of Thailand: Bangkok and Pattaya. These two settings provide arguably the best combination of entertainment, serious fun, and value.

The book contrasts the high-energy cosmopolitan city against the lively laid-back beach town. There's a more detailed look at Pattaya than Bangkok because it's possible. Bangkok is simply too large as it's a sprawling city with a sprawling amount of nightlife while Pattaya is at least comprehensible since it's small and concentrated with a mere 2,000 to 3,000 bars.

I am planning a trip to Thailand so I have been searching the net for relevant information. I saw your website and figured, Why not? Boy am I glad I did. Best eBook I've ever gotten! A true bargain. You show step-by-step where to go, what to see, what to expect, and provide direct links for important things like transportation and suggested hotels.

I can't wait to get there! Being a Vegas junkie I was not sure that it could be an adult Vegas at a fraction of the cost, but having read other articles I can see you didn't exaggerate. My hat's off to you and your eye opening eBook. Keep up the great work and let me know if you author another one.

- Marvin J., Kansas, USA

And the letter that says it all...

Hi Steve,

I'm back from Thailand and I can't wait to return.

I found the background on the girls in the book really helped to understand what makes them do what they do.

The Newbie Orientation chapter is practical and to the point. I agree that a week is just not long enough. As soon as I can save enough, I'll try for 2-3 weeks. I spent my time in Pattaya, so the Walking Tour segment was quite useful.

I like what you said about Face.  I took my girl and her friend out on a tour. It went over well and was a happy day for all. I gained great face.  I think that if had spent more than a week (all I had) with the girl I was with, it would have been easy to become more emotionally involved.

I've got to tell you, my trip had to be one of the best weeks of my life as I couldn't stop smiling and really feeling alive.

I'm a sucker for the Girlfriend Experience and spent all my time with the same girl.  At the end of my trip she insisted on going with me to the airport (two hours each way) just to see me off. She paid her own way back home. They really make you feel special. Whether it's real or not, it still feels good.

I'd recommend your book to anyone going to Thailand for the first time and also to anyone who has been there before and wants to become more involved with the cultural and personal experience.

- Jeff T., Gosford, Australia

So there you have it. The unscripted adventure - with one hell of a lot of sex thrown in. If you've never been to Thailand, you owe it to yourself to go. If you've already been there, get Why Thailand to make your adventures even better.

You'll return home feeling 10 feet tall with stories sagas to tell.

What you need to do now is:
  • Make an airline reservation
  • Make a room reservation, and, oh yes,
  • Don't forget to take Why Thailand with you
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