A Guide For An Outrageous Vacation
Let's Talk About (Great) Sex!
Okay, it's a cheesy headline, but think about it: When is sex not merely good, but great?
Great sex is often Good-Bye Sex, Reunion Sex, and Make-up/Angry Sex. Here are some ideas to help make them happen for you.
One strategy is to tell your girl it's your last two nights in town before leaving to see your friend up in Chiang Mai (a plausible tourist destination).
And if you fall in "love" and want to stay in town an extra day or two? Your girl will be ecstatic.
She will also become quite affectionate: Putting toothpaste on
your brush, spontaneously smiling at you - even when you don't see,
or enthusiastically joining you in the shower.
(Tip: Book a room with a walk-in shower big enough for two.)
So what's this got to do with great sex?
First, you get Good-Bye sex because you're leaving. Bittersweet and intense. But...
- Don't be surprised if your girl immediately bursts into
tears just after having orgasmed. It can be pretty dramatic as you
realize she's grieving for your relationship.
- Don't be surprised if you feel guilty for leaving.
- Don't be surprised if you question why you're leaving in the first place as it just doesn't get better than this.
Now, if you decide to come back later to your girl, say, in a week or so, she will be even more ecstatic. Squeals of delight! In fact, all her "sisters" in the bar will be laughing and teasing. Ah, true love!
You'll be greeted as a returning hero. And, in a sense, you are. You're a hero because you thought enough of your girl to give her respect - to give her face - by returning to her. You're going to be rewarded with some seriously great Reunion sex.
Is there any downside to this strategy? Yes, but it's minor.
You may have to actually get on a bus if your girl insists on seeing you off (true love, once again).
Or you might have to move to a different part of town after "leaving". One detail: be sure not to frequent anywhere your girl - or any of her friends - might see you.
Woe be unto you if you're found out that you never really left - that you deceived your girl. Maybe it's all those Thai TV soap operas so beloved by our Thai darlings, but expect a very emotional scene right out of a soap episode to play out.
Now, you could turn a potentially embarrassing situation to your advantage. Spend the next hour apologizing, sweet-talking, and otherwise groveling to your teary-eyed honey because...
- Sincerity (or at least the appearance of it) is a good skill
to hone, and
- Difficult-to-achieve make-up/angry sex may very well be within your grasp
This is where a good understanding of face is invaluable.
But aren't these minor downside possibilities simply the stuff great tales are made from?
Put Why Thailand to Work for You and
Get Ready for Your Own "Great Adventure"
Author, Why Thailand? A Guide for an Outrageous Vacation